Humorous Msn Quotes

Women may be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship.

She’s like a sexual camel. She can have it once a year and be fine.

The past is a guidepost, not a bitching post.

Nobody will beat you up if you're carrying a puppy or a kitten.

My ex-wife and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.

What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

Whats the difference between a pig and a fox? A six-pack and a twelve-pack.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex. It doesn't matter what she's reading.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

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